2007-03-07

Savage for President!

Michael Savage - the host of the nation's third largest talk show and all around crazy-man - is considering running for President. He's promised to throw his hat into the ring if he receives five million votes telling him to on his website's poll. Let's see if we can help push him into running.

His heavy presence would doom the GOP's long term goals by thoroughly offending everyone to the left of his 5% extremists. We might get an opponent called a "faggot" in the debates, or some high-profile and racially charged invective against illegal aliens. It would be a trip. Go vote.

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