McCain's Health

Senator McCain has finally released his health records, after over a year of delays. And when does he choose to release them? The Friday before Memorial Day Weekend! In the Bush Administration, this is called a document dump. Of course, I'm sure he has nothing to hide, which is why:

• only a small, select group of reporters will have access to the records in a secure room in Phoenix, AZ
• access is limited to only three hours, between 7 and 10 AM on Friday
• no copying of the records is permitted

Actually, I'm sure there aren't any surprises in his record. I mean, everyone knows he had cancer in 2000, right? Right? After all, it was only Type 2 malignant melanoma, which has a 60% ten year survival rate. I'm sure he'll be just fine.