Conservatives React to Tuesday.

From the reliably Pro-War Jonah Goldberg at the Corner:
How Bush Should Handle Loss [Jonah Goldberg]
I think James Baker and Dick Cheney should take Bush out to the woods around Camp David. After 24 hours in a sweat lodge, he should be given only a loin cloth, a hunting knife and a canteen of water. Bush should then set out to track and kill a black bear, after which he should eat its still beating heart so he can absorb its spirit. He should then fly back to Washington in Marine 1. His torso still scratched from the bear's claws, his face bloodied and steaming in the November chill, he should immediately give a press conference at which he throws the bearskin on the front row of the press corps, completely enveloping Helen Thomas, declaring, "I'm not going anywhere."
Creepy. Why don't these people sign up for the war, and make an actual contribution to the effort?

1 comment:

The Ripper said...

That's bizarre yet has some truth to it. I mean let's face it Cheney is actually blood thirsty, and Bush Jr. is just a dimwit. www.minor-ripper.blogspot.com