Haggart Makes Bank

The church will provide the Haggards with financial support over the next year, roughly equivalent to the $130,000 salary Haggard received as pastor, Associate Pastor Rob Brendle told The Colorado Springs Gazette.
It's the American Dream! Have gay sex, do some hardcore drugs, and get paid for the trouble!

Also, I hear he's 100% heterosexual now, so everything is golden:
Since being fired as pastor of New Life Church amid a gay-sex and drugs scandal, the Rev. Ted Haggard has discovered he’s “completely heterosexual,” an overseer of the church has been quoted as saying.

The Rev. Tim Ralph, senior pastor for New Covenant Fellowship in Larkspur, told The Denver Post on Monday that Haggard’s homosexual activity appears to be limited to Denver male escort Mike Jones, who said he and Haggard had a three-year sexual relationship.
You see, he was only single-partner gay, as opposed to full-on gay. This once again proves that these people have a very different definition of heterosexuality than I do.

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