Pat Robertson, Crazy Person

Thank god we've got God to warn us about terrorist attacks, huh?
Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

"The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat.

God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.

Don't you wish the Lord could be a little more specific? There was none of this pussy-footing around with Noah - no, "Listen up Noah, you might want to prepare to get wet sometime in the next few years" warnings. It's like God has gotten a lazy in the intervening millennia.

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